In my job as an investigative reporter I have come up with the scoop of the century....
Melli is actually
The Mellinator. That's right folks you read it here! Let me give you a description of
The Mellinator and her remarkable abilities.
She is able to leap to conclusions in a single bound, able to climb all statuary for a closer look and a better picture, faster than a melting Popsicle in the sun, stronger than sheet metal, more powerful than laughter, and who disguised as a mild manner Curves Ladies fights a never ending battle for exercise, fitness, and fun.
She has the special ability of flight (she can be all over the blogsphere in a manner of minutes). She is able to dissolve despair, bust up pity parties, and yes, KICK BUTT if the situation calls for quick action. Her birthday is tomorrow so I'm posting these today so I can join the witness protection program. Here are 50 reasons you can sleep better at night knowing
the Mellinator is on patrol.
1. She has a wonderful sense of adventure.
2.
She's a redhead. (that's like a blond but with less impulse control!)3. She is bigger than life.
4. She loves her family and her husband.
5. She loves animals (one dog and 3 cats).
6.
Her best friend is Jesus!7. She makes even the ordinary fun.
8.
She loves hats.9. She likes to dress up (note costume).
10. She is pure marshmallow inside
11. She knows no stranger.
12 She's lost 60 pounds.
13.
She leaves encouraging comments on everyone's blog.14. Her friends feel blessed by her friendship.
15. She feels just as "at home" in your house as she does in her own.
16. She cares deeply.
17. You never know when she will pop up!
18. She loves to climb on every thing.
19. She loves to take pictures.
20.
She is truly an original.21. Her laughter is contagious.
22. She is computer wise and will gladly share her knowledge.
23.
She is a great cheerleader.24. She enjoys Bible Study.
25. You never have to invite her....she'll literally follow you home!
26. She loves her church and Pastor Paul.
27. She can ride a exercise bike for 8 hours and not get fanny fatigue!
28. She has great energy.
29. She won't take "NO" for an answer.
30. She is a reluctant "Water Walker".
31 She is a giver by nature.
32. She loves to sing in the car really loud with the windows rolled up.
33. She is fearless.
34.
She is quick to defend a friend.
35.
She sees the best in people and brings it out of them.36. She loves seafood.
37. She is a beach lover.
38.
She runs on anticipation and delight.39. She loves to shop.
40. She always finds fun places to stop on road trips.
41. She loves crafts and loves giving presents.
42. Melli is the roller coaster queen.
43. Melli puts the spark in sparkle.
44. To be with Melli is like being caught up in tornado and landing in Oz.
45. Melli's middle name is excitement.
46. Melli recently fulfilled a secret desire to ride on top of the car through a car wash!
47. Savannah will never be the same after Melli's visit.
48. Melli is good "bait" to attract Blogger Babes and Lovely Laughing Ladies.
49.
She's the knot at "the end of your rope" that pulls you back.
50. Like a fine wine.....She only improves with age! Happy Birthday Mellinator!
Labels: Birthday, Melli
Posted by Lazy Daisy at 7:03 AM
