Here are 13 outrageous excuses for being late to work:
1. I dreamed I was fired, so I didn't bother to get out of bed.
2. My husband thinks it's funny to hide my car keys before he goes to work.3. I walked into a spider web on the way out the door and couldn't find the spider, so I had to go inside and shower again.
4. I went all the way to the office and realized I was still in my pajamas and had to go home to change.
5. My left turn signal was out so I had to make all right turns to get to work.
6. A gurney fell out of an ambulance and delayed traffic.
7. I was attacked by a raccoon and had to stop by the hospital to make sure it wasn't rabid.
8. I feel like I'm in everyone's way if I show up on time.
9. I ran over a goat.
10. A groundhog bit my bike tire and made it flat.
11. My driveway washed away in the rain last night.
12. I had to take my cat to the dentist.
13. I saw that you weren't in the office, so I went out looking for you.
Posted by Lazy Daisy at 3:50 PM
