1. Class one: How to fill the Ice Cube Trays-Step by Step, with slide presentation.

2. Class two: The Toilet Paper Roll...Does it Change Itself? Round Table Discussion.

3. Class three: Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding the Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?....Group practice.

4. Class four: Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and The Floor---pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

5. Class five: Dinner Dishes--Do they wash themselves? Introduction to the dish washer and group sessions around the kitchen sink. Rubber gloves optional.

6. Class six: How to share the remote control with your significant other. Deep breathing exercises included. Help line Support and Support Groups.

7. Class seven: Real men ask directions when lost---Real life testimonies.

8. Class eight: Sensitivity training; classes on bringing her flowers, remembering her birthday and recommendations for Christmas presents which does not include gift cards to Lowes, Home Depot , or Sporting Goods Store.

9. Class nine: A Man, A Can, and a Microwave. How to fix dinner for yourself without relying on take out. Hands on demonstrations using the can opener and actual taste test of recipes. Handout include poison control numbers, and home remedies upset stomachs.

10. Class ten: Is it Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations and tranquilizers included.

11. Class eleven: How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation Exercises, Meditation, and Breathing Techniques.

12. Class twelve: How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and other Important Dates and How to Call When You Are Going to be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

13. Class thirteen: The Stove/Oven--What Is It and How Is It Used. Live Demonstrations.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

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