Yep I won the fat lottery!

I got tired of putting one foot in front of the other and making slow progress or no progress at all.

I listened to the voice of "You Deserve A Break Today" and the next thing I knew it was one more day, then one week, then another week.

All my hard won resolve (dissolved). Can I claim Temporary Insanity?, Raging Hormonal Response to Candy Corn? or was it the hefty deposits to my IRA (Irrational Response to Appetite) that led to this break? Can I sue McDonald's for putting their catchy little jingle in my brain that led to being able to jiggle like jello when I walk?

Regardless the reason the results are in and Yes.....I won the fat lottery this week! Woo Hoo, Boo Hoo!I'm finding out that too much of anything is never a good thing.

Unlike most lottery winners.....I'm not having to turn away people who want me to donate out of my abundance. I've not had to change my phone number countless times or have it unlisted. There aren't distant relatives showing up on my doorsteps demanding I give them a fat transplant to save their life. No one has asked me to endorse their product, be a spokes person for them, nor have my children's safety been threatened by being kidnapped for a huge fat ransom.

Sigh! Maybe I should take out an ad in the Newspaper: Free Fat! Well trained, friendly, likes kids, quiet and subtle, never needs to be taken out for a walk! Refills readily available!

Any takers?

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