Wednesday, September 27, 2006
This came from our daily devotional read. It was too funny not to share! The book is called "Devotions for Men on the Go" by Stephen Arterburn.

" One Saturday morning, I read a newspaper story about a man I'll call John Smith. He had been driving erratically, so the highway pratrol pulled him over. They gave him a battery of sobriety test-walk a straight line, touch your nose, and so forth. The officers were about to administer a breath test when an accident occurred on the opposite side of the freeway. So they said to John, "Stay right here! and hurried to tend to the accident. But John got in his car, and drove home, and parked in his garage.

John told his wife to tell anyone who might ask where he was that he had been at home all day, sick. A few hours later, a knock came at the door. Mrs. Smith answered it and saw two highway patrol officers standing there.

"Does John Smith live here? they asked.

Mrs. Smith nodded to the affirmative, and officers asked to see her husband. John came out of the bedroom, faking a cough.

"What can I do for you fine offiecers" he greeted them.

"Were you pulled over in a highway citation today? the asked.

"Oh no! I've been sick all day," John coughed.

"Well, someone using your identity and your address was pulled over today. May we see your car so we can clear this up?"

"Sure officers," John answered. He walked to the garage thinking, that engine is nice and cool. I'm going to get away with this!

John threw open the garage door, and there it was-the patrol car with the lights still flashing.

Our sins will indeed find us out.

"When the Lord comes, he will bring our deepest secrets to lilght and will reveal our private motives. And then God will give to everyone whatever praise is due." 1 Corinthians 4:5

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5 Comments:

At 4:33 PM, Blogger srp said........
It is comforting to know that the evil in this world will someday be exposed for what it is. But then, I remember that it is only important for me to make sure my heart is right and my walk with God on the path He chooses for me, for anything I think I might hide will also be found out.
 


At 5:04 PM, Blogger It's a FLIP-FLOP World said........
Our sin will be found..wow...It is unbelievable that he did not know that he had taken the wrong car..Oh well I know it is just a story...good point anyway...Sandy
 


At 8:08 PM, Blogger falconstars said........
Bet he felt even sicker when he saw the car.
 


At 8:47 PM, Blogger Jane said........
That would be me.....never could get away with ANYTHING!!!!
 


At 3:50 PM, Blogger Melli said........
ROFL! Heck of a mistake! Dang!