Will you score a bulleye at the Blog Olympics?How close will you come to Gold?
Are you on the Mark?
Will you even hit the target?
Training camp begins February 15th, 10 P.M. at the official Blogger Olympic headquarters. That's Tonight Folks! Official rules and time frame will be posted at our headquarters. No sign ups necessary. Just show up and play. You will have 24 hours to post your results. Check with the IOBC official count down clock located on the sidebar.
No short sheeting, or toilet papering of cabins allowed, strict decorum will be maintained at all times. Absolutely no sneaking over to the boys cabin after light out (Crazy Queen).
Speaking of scoring, rumor has it that Uisce ladies definitely need restraining! In what can only be called a "Cat Fight" Scrappy Shelli and Crazy Queen were seen going after each other when each interpreted Uisce's Valentine Poem as a secret love note. Each lady claimed to be the object of Uisce's affection and attention. When asked who the poem was intended for, Uisce smiled , and answered, "For my mother, who'd you think it was for?"
Fortunately the "ladies" were separated and escourted out of the IOBC headquarters by the head of the Blog Virtual Security Force Jake Silver who immediately went home so he could could write up a Blog Post called "Guess What I Overheard!"
IOBC Chairwoman Barbara Miers denounced their behaviour as totally outrageous and has scheduled both ladies and Uisce for an up coming Jerry Springer Show entitled "Blogger Babes Behaving Badly."
In unrelated matter new comer Scouser readily admits he will cheat to win. He boldly declared, "Guaranteed Gold, Yay!! I've won the Gold, Na Na Na Na Na. Hey I'll do anything to win the Gold medal. Unlike the extremely rich I can't afford to buy the medals so the next best thing is cheat." When asked if that was an extreme behaviour he answered, No, it's" absolutely average!" All I can say is watch out judges!
Action begins tonight at 10 P.M. See you there!




Posted by Lazy Daisy at 1:09 PM

Highlight - I am a Blogger Babe! [thanks Daisy!]
oh, and that handsome Jake Silver can escort me anytime :-)
I am thrilled, my Crazies can vouch I have NEVER been called 'outrageous' :-)
cq