Wednesday, February 15, 2006
Will you score a bulleye at the Blog Olympics?

How close will you come to Gold?

Are you on the Mark?

Will you even hit the target?

Training camp begins February 15th, 10 P.M. at the official Blogger Olympic headquarters. That's Tonight Folks! Official rules and time frame will be posted at our headquarters. No sign ups necessary. Just show up and play. You will have 24 hours to post your results. Check with the IOBC official count down clock located on the sidebar.

No short sheeting, or toilet papering of cabins allowed, strict decorum will be maintained at all times. Absolutely no sneaking over to the boys cabin after light out (Crazy Queen).

Speaking of scoring, rumor has it that Uisce ladies definitely need restraining! In what can only be called a "Cat Fight" Scrappy Shelli and Crazy Queen were seen going after each other when each interpreted Uisce's Valentine Poem as a secret love note. Each lady claimed to be the object of Uisce's affection and attention. When asked who the poem was intended for, Uisce smiled , and answered, "For my mother, who'd you think it was for?"

Fortunately the "ladies" were separated and escourted out of the IOBC headquarters by the head of the Blog Virtual Security Force Jake Silver who immediately went home so he could could write up a Blog Post called "Guess What I Overheard!"

IOBC Chairwoman Barbara Miers denounced their behaviour as totally outrageous and has scheduled both ladies and Uisce for an up coming Jerry Springer Show entitled "Blogger Babes Behaving Badly."

In unrelated matter new comer Scouser readily admits he will cheat to win. He boldly declared, "Guaranteed Gold, Yay!! I've won the Gold, Na Na Na Na Na. Hey I'll do anything to win the Gold medal. Unlike the extremely rich I can't afford to buy the medals so the next best thing is cheat." When asked if that was an extreme behaviour he answered, No, it's" absolutely average!" All I can say is watch out judges!

Action begins tonight at 10 P.M. See you there!
Posted by Lazy Daisy at 1:09 PM |

12 Comments:

At 5:43 AM, Blogger craziequeen said........
So much juicy goss!!! :-) You are a good rumour-monger, Daisy!

Highlight - I am a Blogger Babe! [thanks Daisy!]

oh, and that handsome Jake Silver can escort me anytime :-)

I am thrilled, my Crazies can vouch I have NEVER been called 'outrageous' :-)

cq
 


At 6:13 AM, Anonymous Scouser said........
It's a fair cop guv, you got me bang to rights LOL. Besides where is all the fun if you can't cheat. Michele sent me once but I keep coming back LOL
 


At 6:23 AM, Blogger Connie and Rob said........
Hope you have a wonderful time!

Connie
 


At 8:04 AM, Blogger Lazy Daisy said........
Crazie Queen....thought you wouldn't mind being called a "babe" and I can't believe you've never been called "outrageous" before. As for Jake...I thought you might like some eye candy!

Scouser....Good luck in your quest. I seriously doubt you'll have to cheat! Beware my "sources" are everywhere!

Connie....come and join us...it's actually fun!
 


At 9:20 AM, Blogger Uisce said........
Dear mother, yes, she would have loved that poem.
 


At 10:14 AM, Anonymous mar said........
I am on hols so I don't know if I can show up for the first training! but I will follow how you are all doing, cheers!
 


At 11:59 AM, Blogger craziequeen said........
'mother'....yeah right.......[snigger]

cq
 


At 4:08 PM, Blogger craziequeen said........
Mar? I hope you've got your cheerleader's skirt and pom-poms at the ready....

5hrs and counting (I think - having to do this trans-atlantically!)...

cq
 


At 6:16 PM, Blogger Running2Ks said........
Sounds like the games will be a hit!
 


At 7:27 PM, Blogger sister celtic said........
okay lazy daisy ummmmmm I'M TRYING NOT TO START OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT, NOTE ETC. BUT I WANNA KNOW IS DAVID IN THIS CUZ HE IS SHIFTY-EYED AND STILL HAS THAT GLARING PUMPKIN? I'M NOT TO WORRIED ABOUT HIM BUT THIS JAKE THE SNAKE SILVER SEEMS TO LOOK SLIM SHADY AT LEAST FROM WHAT HE WROTE..I THINK I HEAR SOME SNARLING TOO AND WHEN I FIND OUT YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO KNOW GOSH IF BOOT CAMP GETS OUT OF HAND WELL..... WE'VE BEEN THERE DONE THAT... AND IT GAVE US GOOD PRACTICE AND "I" WILL SURVIVE..GLAD YOUR SO OBSERVANT..SEE YA AROUND GET YOUR BEST SNIFFER ON...
 


At 9:44 PM, Blogger Veronika said........
I'm ready to go!
 


At 9:52 PM, Blogger Killired said........
so jake the snake is the new one to watch eh? hmmm... thanks for the tip celtic...