Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Scouser (also known at Diabolical Universal Master Barbarian or D.U.M.B. for short) has returned our Barbara unscathed except for a propensity for praise of said villian.

Is this a trial run to see if he will be able to sway the IOBC to meet his demands of a million comments or posts by the next Blog Olympics? Scouser , refering to his book "World Domination for Dummies" states his latest tactics were were way to easy to pull off.

When questioned Barbara only smiles and says, " Scouser is the best blogger ever known to bloggerkind. No one can ever top Scouser's talent as a blogger. Scouser is great. Scouser is wonderful. "

According to Scouser 's website this hypnotic suggestion should wear off by March 2nd.

If any of the challenges involves changing the look of your web site then Shelli will win hands down. Go give her a "shout-out" and comment on the new skin!

Speaking of new skin.....will Killired be in top form this go- around after her experimental finger extension surgery? Several complaint have been lodged with BLOG (Blogger Legal Office of Gripes) concerning this enhancement surgery. How is it that where ever Killired goes, controversy follows?


Speaking of enhancement surgery an unnamed source told this reporter that Uisce has had surgery also. " He had implants put into those feet (shhh!) --turns out the shame of flat feet made his world a sad place. So, there were these silicone implants (really, they same things they use on dogs who get fixed--neuticals)--and he put them in to make it look like his feet have arches. Really and truly, don't tell him I told you"

Posted by Lazy Daisy at 2:28 PM |

7 Comments:

At 5:22 PM, Blogger Virenda said........
Hiya lazy daisy, Wendy directed me here.

First off the picture is Hilarius. ~wink~

Silicone implants really? LOL.

Hmmm... Does he also wear those socks out? 'cause that could be a bigger problem than just the "funny" arches.

Hmmm.. I've heard of those neuticals things, maybe he should have put those in his feet...?
 


At 5:40 PM, Blogger Jane said........
Love it. I am looking forward to the next training camp.
Wendy directed me here....
 


At 6:54 PM, Anonymous knitti-me said........
Hi from Northern California! Here from Wendy's.
 


At 9:18 PM, Blogger Katherine said........
haha! Knowing uisce I'm not surprised - sounds just like him. wink wink
 


At 11:32 PM, Blogger sister celtic said........
SCOUSER IS SUCH A SLIM BALL, BROWN NOSER ,LIFTING HIS BRAINWASHING FINGER AT BARBRA.. UGH..MAKES ME SICK!
 


At 4:14 AM, Anonymous Scouser said........
@Sister Celtic: I would be very, very careful if I were you, you may well be the target of my next diabolical plot Bwahahaha!!!
 


At 4:31 AM, Anonymous Scouser said........
@Lazy Daisy: I will have you know that I hold the position of Senior Master Associate of Ruthless Tyrants (S.M.A.R.T for short). I see you found my book, you will see on the cover a picture of one of my students, a certain George Walker Bush. He has still a lot to learn but he shows a lot of promise Bwahahahaha!!!