One thing about being in a contest for the best humor blog is scoping out the competition.

My two leading competitors for "The Best So Far" Humor Blog were Dr. Phat Tony , and The Conservative UAW Guy. (Both are wild crazy guys that make me giggle and occasionally blow various liquids out of nose if I happen to be reading their site while consuming my morning cup of coffee.)

DPT and Guy were so busy fighting each other that they never took me seriously. (which is a good thing since this is a humor blog!)

Dr. Tony held a mock debate on his site: (naturally answering for me!)

This is what conservative UAW Guy had to say this morning:

Because of this whole sordid situation, I have decided to post some Filthy Lies About Lazy Daisy:

1. You probably noticed that there was a lot of problems with Blogger last week.Blogger is where the contest was, where my site is, and where Dr. Phat Tony's site is.Lazy Daisy is NOT ON BLOGGER!!!!Co-inkydink? I think not.
2. Her site wouldn't be so funny, except her website exudes LSD molecules through evil little snowflakes which subsequently seep into the bloodstreams of hapless readers.
3. Remember "Cop Rock"? Yep. LD is to blame.
4. Lazy Daisy is neither "lazy" nor a "daisy", but is actually a highly motivated and hard-working blue agave cactus!!!

The great thing about these guys are that they always told me what they were doing!

Thanks guys, for dirty rotten scoundrels, you all are real gentlemen!