Monday, February 20, 2006

"FBI (Finest Blog Institute ) investigation continues in the disappearance of the IOBC Chairwoman Barbara Meyers.

In recent developments Barbara's keyboard and two fingers were recovered from her IOBC Office. There is some speculation if the fingers are part of the experimental finger extension clinic in New Zealand that gold medalist Kilired attended.

Foul play has not been ruled out at this time.

Meanwhile FBI is taking seriously a ransom note delivered to this reporter from International Blogger Scouser. The note reads, "Bwahahaha, Nobody listened to me when I said I would do anything to win a gold medal. Well now you know I mean it, I will not return her (Barbara) unless I get 1 million $US (oops! I mean) website hits and comments during next blogger olympics. BWAHAHAHAH"

Obviously this diabolical blogger wants the IOBC to know more about him and posted this in his blog recently.

Ok for all of you non Brits who don’t know what a Scouser is, here is a little information (as found in the Oxford English Dictionary):

Scouser (skaus-sir):
British Informal ~noun
A person who comes from Liverpool (also Liverpudlian).

Scouse (skaus):
noun

  1. The dialect or accent of people from Liverpool.
  2. (also Scouser) A person who comes from Liverpool.

Friends of Barbara have started a milk carton campaign to raise public awareness . Have you seen this Missing Person?

If so contact this reporter by posting a comment. All leads welcomed. Where in the World is Barbara Miers?
Posted by Lazy Daisy at 12:00 PM |

9 Comments:

At 11:33 PM, Blogger J. Andrew Lockhart said........
FBI? Did she shoot a friend at a duck hunt? :)
Andrew
 


At 12:09 AM, Blogger Killired said........
I swear I saw her on the Olympics tonight in Torino... she was in the ice dancing contest... I know it was her... I think she was afraid to tell us she's an ice skater... why else would she have such an interest in starting Blog Olympics if she wasn't a true Olympian at heart?!?!?!?!
 


At 1:01 AM, Blogger Carol said........
Olympic skater? That might explain why I saw her in a field with cows.
 


At 2:44 AM, Blogger sister celtic said........
LISTEN TO ME PLEEEEEZE BLOG-A-TEERS SHE ID ICE SKATE AND SHOWED OFF HER ON OUR POND SO CAN'T RULE OUT THAT SIGHTING..HUMMM BUT SCOUSER IS HE BLUFFING , HOW WILL WE KNOW.. TOMARROW I WILL POST A LIST OF PI'S I'VE COME UP WITH.I DON'T TRUST ANYONE AT THIS POINT BUT DAISY , CAROL AND KILERED.
 


At 4:48 AM, Anonymous Glenn said........
Bwahahahah, I still have you all fooled. I have enlisted the help of South Korean cloning specialist Dr. Hwang Woo Suk to create multiple clones of Barbara Meyers to keep the FBI off my trail. You will not see her again until all of my demands are met. Bwahahaha
 


At 5:17 AM, Anonymous mar said........
Those were happy times when I could leave one week and come back home to find everything in place. Now there is even a blogger missing! Oh, my, this is even worse than the avian-flu...! Pls keep us updated, Lazy Daisy!
 


At 5:20 AM, Anonymous mar said........
I should have said: pls keep us posted , Lazy Daisy, lol
 


At 7:38 AM, Blogger Viamarie said........
Sorry, but I can't relate. Am from another country so this news item did not catch our attention.

Btw, thanks for the touching comment. A very good way to start the week.
 


At 10:01 AM, Anonymous Scouser said........
@sister celtic: By now you should know I'm not bluffing.
@Kilred: What you saw at Turino was one of my clones Bwahahah!!
@Carol: What you saw in the field with cows was also one of my clones Bwahahah!!

@Daisy: I had my underling post on my behalf earlier but you all seem to have ignored him so I have had him eliminated.

@all: Take heed of my demands or you will never see the real Barbara again. As posted here on Sister Celtic's blog, if you don't meet my demands then I will release a clone of Barbara who will only post good things about me Bwahahahahaha!!!