A day of hearts and flowers, sealed sentiments, candy, roses and declaring undying love and devotion to your true love......That's write! (your keyboard and CPU) also know as your computer.
Think about it? With whom do you spend more time? Who always knows what you are interested in and is always willing to play? Who doesn't mind if you stay up late, get up early or ignore them all weekend long? Your computer is never jealous if you have other friends. Your computer can entertain you, inform you and link you with others.
Your computer never cares what you are wearing or where you've been. Your computer doesn't care if you've shaved your legs, or if the house is clean or not. Your computer will never critique your friends, judge your eating habits or question your judgement. Can you say the same about your mate?
Show your computer how much you care by joining in the Blog Olympics.....you know you want too! Games begin February 15th at 10P.M. at Blogger Olympic Headquarters.
Rumors continue to fly this past weekend when popular bloggist Kilired disappeared. An unnamed source (Wendy Wings) stated she was pretty sure she had spotted her recouperating at the finger extension clinic in New Zeland. Wendy told this reporter "I was flying my plane pretty low over the beach looking for a group of mininsters or pastors to flash when I saw her. Her hands were covered in hot pink bandages."
Our Medical Expert Carol commented, I've heard of finger extension surgery.....it's highly experimental. I'm surprised she would consent to it so close to the training session. I hope she will remembers to flex her digitorum profundus?
Past co-champion Uisce has taken out a restraining order on Shelli, and Crazy Queen for stalking. Seems the two female are attracted to him. Shelli told me in an exclusive interview today, "I am hereby 'fessing up that I was one who offered to bunk with Uisce! I offered several times. They were all me. I figure get to an Olympian winner become an Olympian winner!
Uisce commented, "So that was you dressed up as a pizza delivere
r? That was you dressed up as an electric company meter reader? That was you dressed up as a bus driver? That was you dressed up as a figure skater? Hmm... ::whistle:: Nice legs!" ( hmmm...or was that just his whiskey talking?)IOBC Chairwomen Barbara Miers was able to talk Uisce into a 15 minutes delay to allow Shelli and Crazy Queen access to the IOBC Headquarters to participate in the games.
Posted by Lazy Daisy at 6:50 PM
Actually I said that I hope she doesn't flex her digitorum profundus. It could be extremely dangerous after a finger extension surgery. I hope your misquote doesn't lay up Kilired for the training camp.
I also wanted to make it known that the Olympian Quiz was not functioning properly earlier. So L.D. your score was not zero after all!
I hope that the Olympians will return and redo the exam. You wouldn't want inaccurate test scores.