Crazie Queen thinks she has figured out the secret that Barbara is hiding from the world. CQ believes that our Barbara is secretly connected to the White House and in the inner circle of George W. Bush.

Picture on the right is a highly emotional president after hearing that Barbara is missing. Up on stage, like a solitary player scorned by the gods and tolerated by the dress circle, Mr Bush was wrestling with another question: 'Where's Barbara?' asked a child. . . . All right, he sighed, she was last sighted waving goodbye to me at the White House today.'

...last sighted waving goodbye to Dubya???? Anyone really believe that they are just "blog buddies?


Erin speculates, " I have found her! She's investigating crop circles in Idaho!! No, wait... She's working an undercover case overseas!!


Another sighting from Amber: "I saw her and Elvis walking down Navy Pier last night. It was errie ... " Police are looking into this report. Police Chief R.U. Kidding states, "We are investigating this report. There are lots of Elvis impersonators that perform every night." However, there is some question about the reliability the informant who seems to think she is Donna Reed.


Reliable sources state that Barbara has been spotted at Zeno's Bar and Grill. Former Blog Olympian Isabella Penn confessed upon questioning....." And as for Barbara--how did you guess? Don't tell anyone I told you, but she was here earlier doing tequila shots with the biker gang that likes to hang out by the jukebox.