Friday, January 27, 2006
Oprah is not the only one busting rumors and searching for the truth. In a recent interview with Dave of Sugarloaf Mountain I was able to ask him some rather candid questions. Here is what this reporter has learned.

There is no truth to the rumor that Dave posed for this postage stamp from Thailand or that he is importing fake gold medals and selling them out of his trunk parked in the drive-way of IOBC Chairwoman's home.

There is no truth to the rumor that Dave has been wearing a long black trenchcoat to the meets and saying, "Pssst....come here a minute...want to buy a gold medal, a rolodex watch, or Prada?"





There is no truth to the rumor that Dave and Sister Celtic are involved in a knockdown, drag- out, name calling, hair pulling, bitting, restraining order fight to the finish. This is not a picture of the two of them that is currently circulated around the internet and I have no idea who would have started such an ugly rumor.







This is not the complaint department of the IOBC : despite rather ugly statements from Dave concerning recent controversies.


We hope this has answered several of your questions and laid to rest all those nasty rumors!

Got any rumors that need to be looked into? Don't send them to Smoking Gun....send them to the us B.U.R.P. (Busting Ugly Rumors Pronto!)
Posted by Lazy Daisy at 1:42 PM |

12 Comments:

At 2:40 PM, Blogger Minerva said........
Brilliant, simply brilliant....

Minerva
 


At 2:44 PM, Blogger sister celtic said........
SISTER CELTIC SAYS " I'VE BEEN DUPED....I'VE BEEN TALKING TO OPRAH AND WE ARE PLANNING ON FEATURING A PROGRAM DEDICATED TO DAVE THE DOUPER....ANY SNOOPER CAN FIGURE THAT OUT AND I HOPE THE B.U.R.P. STAFF PULL OUT THERE BIG GUNS AND STOP THAT "SHADY-LOAF"...
THAT DOPER-DUPER....
 


At 3:26 PM, Blogger Running2Ks said........
What's it like to be the Rita Skeeter of the blog olympics? Are you being interviewed?
 


At 4:40 PM, Blogger Crazy MomCat said........
B.U.R.P....hahaha! Love that!
 


At 4:42 PM, Blogger Carol said........
I heard a rumour about there being a top 10 of the silvers event some time down the road. Is it true, Lazy Daisy, is it?
 


At 4:52 PM, Blogger Killired said........
you know... I'm with sister celtic here... I think 'snooper douper dave' put some of his special special performance enhancing drugs in your water when you interviewed him so that you would believe everything he tells you and then write about it...

I'm tellin you.. it's all about the pumpkin in the pix... he has BIG PLANS for it and if he doesn't use it in the last round, he will at the Closing Ceremonies! He's just trying to be nice now so that no one will expect what he's about to unleash on us... It's ugly.. it's scary... we may need to call in security to guarentee our safety...
 


At 6:58 PM, Blogger kdubs said........
No rumors. But I want to nominate Uisce at Whiskey Talking for the good sportsmanship award. I couldn't figure out the last round, as I suffer from an internet handicap, and he helped--- I won a gold!
 


At 7:17 PM, Blogger sister celtic said........
killired....thanks for the back up man...listen i have a plan for "boogerloaf" some of my "people" live there in his hood..all i have to do is tell em to go "pop his pumpkin" or at least gaff it and return it after the celebration... it will hopefully bring him down a notch with all that "pumpkin pride" he sports..and yeah of course he "doped and duped" lazy daisy sigh why are people so gulible these days...sheech someone needs to let the poor foo know there are bigger and better pumpkins in the patch and he's not so "special"....
 


At 9:37 PM, Blogger sister celtic said........
YEAH I SMELL "SOURDOUGH " PLOTING...PUMPKIN PLOT.. WELL KILLIRED WE WILL TRIUMPH..
 


At 9:37 PM, Blogger Lazy Daisy said........
Minerva....thank you for your kind comment. It was worth a lot more than a gold to me!

Sister Celtic: I think my readers can read between the lines...when you tell people that there is no proof you can call them anything you like!

2K: I have been offered to write for Fox News or one of the tabloids ( is that a compliment?)

CrazyMomCat: B.U.R.P. is a time honored tradition in the news game!

Red: All good things happen to him who waits.....hang in there my friend.

kdub: I'll pass your compliment on and see what we can do about it.

Sister Celtic: Special Virtual Security Force have already been dispatched to sourdough's pumpkin patch....film at 11
 


At 9:42 PM, Blogger sister celtic said........
THANKYOU LAZY DAISY... WE CAN USE ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET TO MAKE THIS A NICE EXPERIENCE WITHOUT "SOUR-GRAPES" TRYING TO GET EVEN WITH EVERYONE..GRAPES LOAF IT'S STILL SOUR ....
 


At 11:27 AM, Blogger Joyce said........
What a Hoot!!! I don't know how you do it Lazy Daisy, but you are just great!!!

I think I'll submit your resume to the NY Times!!

*hugs*