Doping was the topic of concern at the latest IOBC meeting. Serious charges against Dave (the Dope) of Sugarloaf Mountain were levied as obvious lying in an attempt to gain a gold medal by means of flattery were discussed.

Dave was represented by his attorneys from the law firm of Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe. Dave's attorney stated that the latest charges were all a misunderstanding and were not meant to deceive the Olympic Committee.

Dave was wise in volunteering the information that the IOBC chairwoman had designed and set up his website. Dave was obviously trying to express his gratitude to her by "stretching the truth" as to how many errors were actually found on his site. " They don't make them better than Babs! She's the best!" he boasted doing a virtual dance. Later when challenged with the facts Dave wailed, "How come if a woman makes a mistake it's a whoops, or an accident but if a man makes a mistake he's a dirty lying dog?"

Serious consequences could result in Dave's stupidity to impress his mentor and friend. IOBC Chairwoman , Barbara Miers stated" if found guilty he could be stripped of all his medals (not that it would matter as he doesn't know how to download them anyway.")

Friends of Dave are rallying to support him. "Dave is a Dope.....we all know that! That's what makes his so lovable. Wasn't he one of the original seven dwarfs?" stated Minerva fellow Olympian, last seen trying to exchange fake gold medals for her money back.

"I say strip him of his medals! Take away that pumpkin he's been carrying around and see what's really inside it. Make him do the walk of shame at the closing ceremonies in Barbara's living room. " stated Sister Celtic . "I've been trying to tell you people he's up to no good....but will anybody listen to me!"

The IOBC chairwoman has recused herself in this matter and has decided to turn over Dave's fate to you ....his fellow Olympians. Is Dave a dope and therefore not guilty by reason of insanity or is Dave a con man who has wiggled his way out of serious charges time and time again.

Vote now! Verdict will be rendered at the closing ceremonies.