"Personally, I was shocked!", stated Dave of Sugarloaf Mountain upon being charged with money laundering."I really thought you could put the money in a Whirlpool washer on the spin cycle. They told me it was part of the blogging Olympics. The Nigerians had a box of money ready for the money washing competition, but need me to send $4600 dollars to buy the special washing solution. I didn't have the money so thought the spin cycle would do the job. I really had no idea that Barbara's machine would catch on fire! I really shouldn't be blamed for this."
In other news: Charges were filed with BLOG (Blogger Legal Office of Gripes), for claims of drug use during Round Two of the Blogger Olympics. In a sworn statement to the press Killired of Columbus, Ohio stated, "I'm disgruntled and requested a recount. I lost by 0.002 points... I'm devastated. I want the BLOG to look into this and I want all the Gold Medalist in Round #2 drug tested. "
Chairwoman Barbara Meirs statement was cut short, as she was called away by the fire department to file an incident report on the recurring fires that have recently been reported at her residence. Police suspect arson .
Gushing Mary of Owlhaven, was all smiles at the press conference, talking about her amazing come back from last place in round one to the gold medal in round two.

"You dream of this day and you train for this day. But to have taken the gold in this, the second event of my first Olympics ever.. well, it is just amazing. My plans? Well, I'm hoping to go on the lecture circuit. I'll use the money to pay for the carpal tunnel surgery that I'll be needing soon."
Olympic hopeful Joyce of ReJoyce in Living was seen today practicing her amazing double camel back 3 toed loop for future rounds. She is representing Germany as she has a German heritage. My interview was held in German which was difficult as neither of speak German. This is what Joyce had to say about this very difficult trick. " For years I've been working on the Double Camel Back 3 Toed Loop! I'm hoping that I alone can successfully complete this difficult jump. It has never before been done in cyber competition."
Round three is scheduled for Wednesday night at 10 P.M. barring possible technical problems with the internet. Stay tuned for fast breaking news here at the exclusive Blogger Olympic network. Remember: We have all the news that fit to print and then some!




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