Monday, January 23, 2006
Bloggers world wide are holding their breath to hear the outcome of last night's first round competition. The medals have yet to be announced and there is much speculation going on in the Blogsphere tonight.

Crazy Mom Cat, extends her apologies to the International Blogging Olympic Committee and to hostessing Chairwoman Barbara Miers. She explained to this reporter that she really was on fire about this year's competition.

She stated, "I felt like my hair was on fire and I was running around Barbara's living room smelling smoke. Imagine my embarrassment to learn that the smoke was coming from my ornamental headdress. Sorry about the curtains catching fire and the smoke damage. I certainly hope this incident will not affect my standing with the judges."

In other related news, investigation is on going into reported bribery charges involving Nigerian delegate David of Sugarloaf Mountain. " It's all a misunderstanding! I was only joking David stated !" Police continue to look into the bribery charges with possible conection to widespread internet scams.

The International Olympic Blogging Committee and related personnel have been cleared of all charges concerning this matter.

The second round of competition begins tonight at 10 P.M.
Posted by Lazy Daisy at 8:35 PM |

7 Comments:

At 9:33 PM, Blogger Killired said........
yea, that fire headdress of hers was something else! i really liked it but it was too hot standing next to her...

nice recap.. but i heard thru the grapevine that dave was trying to exchange jams and jellies for high marks from the judges... he was even trying to find out their favorite flavors in order to get even more points! can you believe that?! he's such a nice guy that i have a hard time believing it really happened... i kinda think someone else started the rumor just to get him bumped out cause he's such a tough competitor!
 


At 9:53 PM, Blogger David said........
I did not sleep with the committe members or their farm animals! and I have no comment
 


At 11:03 PM, Blogger Veronika said........
Who was that who tried to put out the fire with an alcoholic beverage?
David - why do you have that sly look on your face? Are you trying to bribe someone with that pumpkin?
 


At 11:13 PM, Blogger Killired said........
i think he's eyeing one of us athletes to throw it at and injure us so we have to drop out of the competition...i heard he's related to tonya harding and helped her plot the nancy kerrigan attack so you better watch out for him... he's sly...
 


At 11:40 PM, Blogger Crazy MomCat said........
Didn't you know Dave is not his real name? No, that's just his blogging name to make us think he's "super nice Dave"...you know, the guy everyone likes?

But,I know the truth. His real name is...

DAVID GILLOOLY

Insanely jealous of his brother Jeff's brush with fame, he is now determined to give the blogging world a whack in the shin somehow. Watch out...you could be next!

Hahahahaha...
 


At 11:56 PM, Blogger Killired said........
oh and here I thought I had all the good juicy gossip on 'Dave'... Hmmmffff....

I think he's given a new meaning to the Great Pumpkin... he's going to target one of us for sure... right as we are warming up, no doubt!
 


At 12:08 AM, Blogger Joyce said........
Lazy Daisy, Thank you so much for interviewing me!! I put my answers on my blog. I consider it such an honor! This may be the ONLY way any one will know I am competing!

David, You are NOT invited to my rehersal sessions. (sorry)