The last few days have been really hectic here. We have been doing last minute baking, laundry, and packing as we head out for New York City tomorrow for the holidays.

Needless to say preparing dinner sometimes get pushed to the back of the list. Yesterday was one of those days so we decided to make it a "Chinese Night".

After the meal we turned to the fortune cookie for some light entertainment. The fortunes are very "generic" in order to appeal to a larger audience.

We began to read them out loud to each other......each was met with hilarious laughter by my daughter and son-in-law.

Fearing I had missed the obvious joke....I looked over at the mister who was looking at me with a questioning look. Okay, neither one of us "got it", now what? That's when I was informed of a new way to read the fortune. You simply add just three words to the end of the fortune. The three words are: " In the bedroom."

So here are some samples of last night's fortunes:

"Everything I do, I do to make my heart sing.....in the bedroom."

" Every important call is a close call.....in the bedroom."

"If you wait too long for the perfect moment, the perfect moment will pass you by...in the bedroom.

Next time you have a fortune cookie try it.....bet it will make you smile!

Labels: Christmas 2005